Leucate plage - sa 11/04/2003
WOMEN'S WARNING

If your idea of a swell time is standing on a cold windy beach about 20 to 30 meter apart and yelling at each other,
then you are born to be a kiter's wife.

If you are as dumb to date a beginner, this is your daily routine then.
If you're very lucky, the kite goes up.
If you're extremely lucky, it stays up for a few minutes.
If you're blessed, a strong gust lifts bloke and kite up and you never hear from him again.
And then you can find yourself a windsurfer.
Not that that's so much of a difference,
you'll still end up spending your holidays in windy places,
but you at least you can read a book in the van in stead of holding up that damn kite on the cold beach.