25/11/2005 It's in the air,
that time of the year dreaded by as many as it is loved.
Some survival tips for dreaders:
dose your parents' influence, just lie
facilitate casual fun the days before the mandatory fun days, always carry a bottle when visiting friends
think of the real reason to be gay: daylight is coming back from the 21st on
have sex whenever you can
if you have to, go shopping now, avoid shops from then on,
if you want to run, book now, in the snow and near the ocean people behave more normally those days.
If you feel like a confrontation, ask yourself why you should feel bad,
and let it pass by, it is after all just a lot of noise and commerce.
Enjoy the lights.